Premium dormant and active volcanoes. Financing available.
Dormant. 12,000 ft. Includes mineral rights and 3 adjacent timelines.
$47,000,000
Active. Lava flows every Tuesday. Great for geothermal startups.
$89,000,000
Extinct. Filled with quantum crystals. Perfect for secret lairs.
$120,000,000
Submarine volcano. Currently underwater in most timelines.
$33,000,000
We legally own these volcanoes in at least 3 concurrent realities.
Free lava flow calibration and tectonic plate alignment for 10 years.
We can relocate your volcano to any continent. Extra charge for Mars.
0% APR for qualified buyers. Payment accepted in gold, souls, or Bitcoin.